Instagram If you’re like me and consider yourself a little PYT (pretty young thang)…corny I know, the thought of dating a man five or more years older than you may seem generationally awkward, and it can be sometimes.
Still, while you may not listen to the same music or you might be divided on what you consider the ‘latest trends’, there are plenty of perks in dating an older man.
My new tall, dark and handsome boyfriend was standing across the room looking so fine in his shirt; I couldn’t take my eyes off him. Meanwhile, I was at the snack table and before I could curse myself for leaving him to go in for another cheesy cracker, I was accosted by a buddy’s wife I barely knew, a bitch named Sue. I wanted to say something like, “He’s not as old as those frown lines make you look,” or “He has the biggest d**k I’ve ever seen!
It was my pal’s birthday party and the first time I had ever dragged my latest man-friend out with my buddies. ” Anything that would shut her up and let me enjoy my prized romance.
I wasn’t sure how it would go, yet there he was, charming the pants off them all by himself, busting out his A-material small talk with some friends in a corner. Instead I shoved a cracker in my mouth and mulled over her question as I pretended it was hard to chew. Yes, my new man was older than me, much older than me.
After politely playing 20 questions with Sue about my new boyfriend, I knew this was the one she was getting at.
) mother, I probably would have given him fake digits digits instead. This dude was incredibly well-preserved and rolling with some friends who appeared to be about my age. And at that moment, it seemed appropriate to ask his age. His former priorities are in upheaval and he’s going through a second adolescence.
There was no way I could have guessed how much older he was. So I did, and I got a mysterious answer: “Guess.” I guessed. He may be riddled with guilt about his poor life choices, or looking to re-live his youth by seeking the kind of comfort that only a gorgeous 20-something can offer.In fact most puma girls can be found in the twenty-something demographic.Now let’s analyze why it's so great to date a younger guy.Truth: Because he’s older, he’s undoubtedly making more than most guys your age.But consider this: his bigger paycheck is very likely going toward alimony payments, child support, private school tuition, college funds, and the expenses for two households. He’s broke by the time he pays out all of his expenses. Let’s be honest though; most men don’t look anything like George Clooney as they age.Basically, I was teaching them how to love me or treat me and how to be more cultured and well-rounded.