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Read Prudie’s Slate columns Mallory Ortberg: In the highly irritating words of Marcus Aurelius, “Begin each day by telling yourself: Today I shall be meeting with interference, ingratitude, insolence, disloyalty, ill-will, and selfishness—all of them due to the offenders’ ignorance of what is good or evil.” On that premise: let’s chat. Mixed family, mixed feelings: My mother is Latina, and her family came to the U. just months before she was born; my father is white.
is voluntarily recalling all “Best By” dates of Aunt Jemima Frozen Pancakes, Frozen Waffles & Frozen French Toast Slices distributed nationally because testing indicated the presence of Listeria monocytogenes in the plant environment.
Hers was not the first health book I read, and it will not be the last.
The ONLY reason I read it is because it was small enough to consume on a flight. Laws of Simplicity will make you re-think the way you do everything (including non-work). She had it marked for a quarter and gave it to me for free.
I turned the last page, grabbed my keys, and immediately drove to Fred Meyer for the diamond she had her eye on.
The best books will In a time where I felt my guts were about to explode out of my stomach at any given moment, Kris was a light in the dark. Then my wife reminded me I was already underweight and that she had no interest in sleeping with a skeleton.
While I used to be close with my father’s sister, “Faye,” last year she picked a fight with me at Thanksgiving while I was having a calm, friendly discussion with another family member—she called me a communist (I’m not) and eventually started chanting “Build a wall” directly in front of my mother and me.
Needless to say, we were all offended and left the party early.
But instead of going into an office, Simone Toon’s only jobs are her two breast enlargements, paid for by older sugar daddies who enable her to live a lavish lifestyle without lifting a manicured finger.
The 25-year-old London “lady of leisure” rarely gets up before noon and spends her days primping, shopping at elegant department stores and lunching with friends.
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