I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.
Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.
It very rarely works in real life but having it on your profile can be worse.

When you first sign up with match.com, you’ll be asked to give some basic info about yourself.
You’ll be able to pick the words that best describe you, and give others an idea of the things you’re interested in, be it eating out, dancing or volunteering.
Time to clean up those dating profiles and avoid these 10 examples of what not to say and why. Use this space for describing your personality and interests instead.
Putting chat up lines in your personal is a cardinal sin when it comes to online dating.
Which brings us to today's subject: the online dating profile.
I've got a number of brilliant, beautiful, frank, funny friends, all capable of remarkable things, but writing an enticing online profile does not seem to be one of them. Some people offer their services in soup kitchens, some volunteer to shampoo crude oil off of sad, gooey pelicans; I rewrite online dating profiles.
Wait and share details about past relationships face to face to avoid any misinterpretations.
Putting a line like this in your dating profile gives the impression that you’re negative and bitter which isn’t attractive.
After you’ve filled in your basic information, you can add more detail in the “A few words about me” and “More About Me” sections of your profile.
Use the latter to describe the things you’re passionate about such as your interests and hobbies and your favourite places to visit.
I know it sounds like a tall order, but if the prune can do it, so can you.