To the uninitiated, Indian girls seem like one of the most enticing items on the menu.
If you had a middle-class or wealthy upbringing, you probably grew up knowing a few Indians, and you might be fooled into thinking they make a better bet then the hordes of selfie-addicted, socially retarded white girls you’re used to. Indians combine the worst of their native culture and the worst of American culture in one disgusting, rancid stew.
Laughter is the best Medicine, i always believed that and we all need that in our lifes..
If Indian women are so up in arms about us being with their men, why don't they look at themselves and make some changes.
I am tired of the dirty looks I get and snide remarks when we're out in public.
We have that Say no more if you have an ex you want to mess with or parents who recently cut you off; we’ll take care of it.
We’ll prank call whoever has been messing with you and pretend to be an Indian take-out restaurant with our legit-sounding accents.“Thank you, come again.”I’m a Starbucks gold card member and I would still take an Indian-style chai made at home over a Starbucks chai latte any day. Lululemon will continue to make overpriced, trendy, stretchy pants and Equinox will continue to charge asinine prices for yoga classes.
Every now and then, it can get tough for us; we must assimilate into American culture seamlessly, while simultaneously staying true to aspects of our native Hinduism.
Still, it’s this balance we are somehow gracefully able to maintain, which makes us so damn special.So, without further ado, here are 10 reasons why you should date an Indian girl.White girls go tanning to look like us, and come out of the tanning salon looking like clementines.Here’s why you should never date—or even pump and dump—an Indian girl.Forget about Aishwaryi Rai and every other smoking hot Bollywood actress you’ve ever seen: the average Indian girl has a Coke can physique and bad genes.Matt's work has also been featured at Reaxxion, Taki's Magazine, Right On, Red Ice, Alternative Right, and other sites.