Her text was “UGH” and he responded with the word “Pic.” Was she really going to say “Wow, this stalker found my number, revealed who he was to my dismay, and now he wants a provocative picture of me? ” To make matters even worse, he waits ten hours or so and this time puts PIC in all caps like maybe yelling it in her face will change her mind.If you’re thinking about this approach save yourself some time and toss your phone into the nearest natural body of water because you are insane.Naughty and raunchy text messages are an integral part of every relationship.
You know, that kind of nonsense doesn’t wash in the 21st century, unless you live in the 19th century with Victor Hugo and his friends.
(Not that I have anything against Victor Hugo, I love the guy.) So stop sending this junk to girls, it’s utterly pointless and gets you nowhere, NOWHERE!
I was just doing a basic search and came across this photo of the most gorgeous eyes I had ever seen, they were set onto a well tanned frame and there were these luscious lips with dark hot red lipstick…needless to say I had to click to see more.
As I read her profile info it told me that she is 32 years old, married, and that her hubby is a cross country trucker, rarely home, and never has the energy to have sex, much less get her off.
I watch patiently, knowing that this type of IM takes a bit to get hooked up, and then saw her profile picture appear in the corner and a message in reply to my own reading “Hi, Carol here, how horny are you? G: in OK, maybe an hour from you C: wanna get together 2nite G: we just met, you sure you want to do that? maybe, but I want to know I’m talking to you, not some little girl looking for excitement on line, or worse, a cop C: OK, hang on I waited while Carol did what she needed to do to accommodate my request and about three minutes goes by before I see a photo appear on the share screen of her naked body, smooth shaved mound, wonderful breasts with her face in the reflection as well.
” I’ll attempt to show the text as it read on that fateful day. C: Hell YES, I’d like to get a taste of that monster G: hmmm, kind of quick, but why not, let’s meet half way, there’s a motel on Hwy 69 in Siloam called *********** C: OK, I’ll get dressed and meet you there in an hour G: meet me in the restaurant, OK? C: can u see it G: oh yeah, I’m getting hard just looking at it. C: Be redy, Im hot already So, I jump through the shower, put on a pair of khakis and sport shirt, go commando for the freedom, and head out the door to my SUV.
Most of us don’t properly take advantage of the asset of text messaging quite the way we should. If you send that type of message to your male friend, I think you might be at the wrong address :) So why would you send it to a girl?
Because there are some guys, who are guilty of: Your answer? Because you want to look like a romantic type, the guy who’s so nice and so protective that he can’t take his mind off his sweetie ?
But have you ever felt awkward to start a naughty conversation through text messages?