It has become a reality these days because people want to have these kinds of relationships in their lives.
HA = Vengeance and/or justice has been served appropriately.9. rofl = I am an extraterrestrial who learned to approximate human language by scanning millions of pages of AOL chat logs collected in the early 2000s. roflcopter = I am a police officer working the undercover teen drug-use chatroom circuit. lollerskates/lollercoaster = Sometime between 20 I was a starred internet forum poster, and someone I chatted with regularly — someone a little older, whom I looked up to, someone with lots of x's in his/her username — used this word, and I was overcome by impossible coolness.
teehee = I have done something mildly transgressive and I think it's adorable.19. I legitimately laughed, or at least smiled, and I am slightly happier now than I was before you just said that.20. I did not mean to be so formal; I wanted it clear how little I cared.30.
” and, “What do I say in text to create attraction? Rules like; always end the text on a high note, and never be the last to text.
– She doesn’t know you– She’s with a guy she’s dating at the moment– She’s on her period– She’s having a fat day– You said something she considers “Creepy.”– She lost her phone– She’s not attracted to you– She’s busy– She’s at work– She’s having sex with an alien from one of the moons around Mars Here’s what you do. If she doesn’t reply within a few days, you text her again.
It is very tiring to be right about everything, but I live with it.7. haaaaaa = I am disgusted with (but not surprised by) humankind.11. The things that amuse me now are so different from anything I could have imagined as a young child. But sometimes, when I find something a little funny, I indicate pleasure with an improbable portmanteau like this one, and I feel again that I am young, and excited, and waiting to get online.
hah = Three-quarters of the way toward typing the most tepid indication of appreciation there is, I became too bored to continue.10. lolllllll = I feel beneath my skin surface a brimming hysteria, an existential query both exhausting and frantic: what am I doing here? I am now grown, and quite serious, and typically hyper-articulate.
I’ve had girls get back to me THREE DAYS LATER…even THREE MONTHS LATER, “Yeah. Most hot women have men orbiting on standby, dicks in hand.
Just because you would leave work early and drive to the next city on siphoned gas to get laid doesn’t mean a thing to her.
haha = I'm acknowledging that you've said something you perceive to be funny, though I don't find it particularly funny myself.2. = I am weary and loathe to laugh, but here, you have forced it upon me; OR: I hate you.3. = I am pleasantly surprised to learn you are capable of modest humor.4. mwahaha = I am very optimistic about my own evil plans, and possibly an actually bad person, and not a great speller. heehee = I have done something mildly transgressive.18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc.) = I am starting to panic that I may never stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol (sent from i Phone) = The above, but with an added element of Autocorrect shame.
muahaha = I am very optimistic about my own evil plans, and possibly an actually bad person.16. I want this sentence/conversation to be over but lack the wherewithal to end it directly, with purpose; I want to admit to a feeling but lack the conviction; I want to tell you how you've hurt me but want more to pretend I am invincible; I want to laugh, really laugh, but do not remember how; OR, maybe: that was funny, whatever.29.
ha = I am actually the most furious I have ever been in my entire life.6. heh heh = I am cautiously optimistic about my own evil plans.15.