Secretary-General Kofi Annan, Ukraine's ex-Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko and Wiki Leaks founder Julian Assange. Don't get me wrong, Clooney is plenty handsome and likeable. And he's got some serious baggage: Clooney's dated everyone from British model Lisa Snowdon to cocktail waitress Sarah Larson to Italian TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis to wrestler turned model Stacey Keibler. Most importantly, Clooney has said over and over again that he sucks at being married.
People are usually pretty self-aware about their strengths and weaknesses, and Clooney has a reputation for being a smart and insightful person, so we should take his word for it, and so should Alamuddin.
The question really is, who has he NOT dated over the years.
Clooney's two-year relationship with Italian model Elisabetta Canalis has ended and he moved on to Stacey Kiebler.
According to People.com, a source says: "Stacy called it quits. They were friends before they started dating, and they'll be friends after.
It was a friendly [breakup]." From George Clooney to Justin Timberlake: Celebrities With Tequila Labels Clooney, 52, and Keibler, 33, were last seen photographed together in March in Berlin, where the actor was filming his upcoming movie ] airs, and then hopefully I'll get the chance to go to Europe," she says.
"I'm like the hardest person because I don't ever really want anything or need anything.
He dated every B-list model he could, but never got a ring on his finger. And she's been listed as one of the 21 hottest barristers in London by this random blog. He's won two Oscars and has been nominated for four others. He's 16 years Alamuddin's senior and has a taste for models and cocktail waitresses. "I keep saying I'll never get married again or have children," he told magazine in January, "but people just don't want to believe me." That piece was published four months into his seven-month relationship with Alamuddin.He's said he sucks at marriage seven different times in different public interviews over the years. Besides, what normal woman would want to be married to George Clooney?Sure, you could go to Lake Como a lot, but the drawbacks far outweigh the perks. 1 ep of "How I Met Your Mother" and a cameo in "Bubble Boy" ... Clooney has courted some of the most beautiful women in the world: actresses, models and yes, cocktail waitresses.The man definitely gets around, but then again, wouldn't you if you were George Clooney?