I’ve never claimed to speak for all Mexicans—just the smart ones.
They are still married, but he is constantly seen around town with other women.
All my close friends, whether Latina or not, have pretty much all dated white guys, though I have one friend who dated a Latino guy once.
Anything is possible in this columna—including not granting a pendejo his dream. This columna ain’t going nowhere—feliz Navidad, gabacho! I see lone Mexican guys (no wife or girlfriend in sight) buying expensive pieces of jewelry.
I’m sure they are going to trade the jewelry for quickie sex, possibly with our women.
Sometimes I wonder, “Do Mexican men ever lie to women? You might not understand it, but I’m sure you’ll get to memorize the exact words because it reflects sincerity. You might even be forced to tell them, “Please, don’t be too nice.
I mean come on, a good-looking man who can cook while a Mexican song is blaring on the radio? These creatures are the most genuine people on Earth. Although many of them are fluent in English, they have the habit of randomly murmuring in Spanish while looking at you, watching you sleep. Though they don’t always agree with the amount of selfies you have on Instagram, they will always say “Yes” when you want to take one. Selfies don’t make them feel emasculated and that’s a quality of a real man. But let me tell you that it never ends badly with Mexicans — a relationship with them always ends on a good note regardless of what you’ve been through.
But don’t blame them, it’s just part of their funny banter and sense of humor. Jokes are randomly thrown and it will make you laugh your heart out. Hearing a Mexican trying to speak with an Indian accent is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Which gets me to thinking, if they dated 10 girls, that means they have 10 special girls? Mexicans are so full of love, they are always willing to share it.
How come that thing hasn’t gone viral on You Tube yet? This post originally appeared on A Journey of Wonders and has been re-published here with permission.
People on and off the web assume that because I don’t game or date black women anymore, then I must only approach white girls.